5258 Montgomery Rd, Cincinnati Ohio 45212
I get my teeth done at Wallace Group Dentistry and they've always done an excellent job. Super friendly staff, good people, and they genuinely seem to care.
Anytime my teeth start feeling like they're fighting the floss, I schedule a cleaning and they get them nice and gappy again. I appreciate catching a nice breeze between my mellow yellows.
Natalie does my cleanings and she's always super helpful. She has a gentle touch, which is important because my inner child still occasionally wants to throw up a defensive hand and protect my face from what it perceives to be an act of clinical aggression.
Even though I do my best to leave a little extra lunch behind as a challenge, I feel like my gums barely bleed when she goes to town.
No, I do not currently have a dental drill aimed at my face while writing this review.
Dr. Wallace was a good dude, and although I was sad to see the fish tank gone on my most recent visit, I understand why Dr. Graham lit it on fire. After years of training under Dr. Wallace, feeding the fish, and cleaning the tank, he earned that right.
Plus, it must have cost a fortune to maintain, and the fish seemed like they were on strike during my previous visit. Better to get rid of them before they unionized the tank.
All jokes aside, they do a great job and are fun to chat with between drilling, gargling water, and vacuuming out my mouth. Somehow they manage to make a trip to the dentist enjoyable, which feels like a minor miracle.
It's also comforting to know they're fellow 90s Disney fans. They just don't make 'em like they used to anymore, do they kids?
After flashing a few smiles and singing our favorite Disney songs, we held a brief moment of silence in memory of Mufasa and shared a couple tears while recalling the collective childhood trauma inflicted upon us by Scar and that stampede.
Anyway, put your childhood fears of the dentist to rest and give their dental chairs a spin. You're gonna like the way you smile. My food processors guarantee it.
Just stay away from any fish tanks you see popping up in there. They have a tendency to catch on fire...
I kid, I kid!
Five stars.
Thank you, Dr. Graham, Natalie, and the Wallace Group team.
Y'all filled a cavity today—a cavity in my heart. 🧡