Fitness Club Merritt Island
“If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if someone bought a radio in 1974, cranked it to 11, and then forgot how to change the station for the next 50 years — this is your gym.
The soundtrack is exclusively loud 60s and 70s rock, making it the perfect training environment for mid-life-crisis gentlemen who arrived in a Corvette or Mustang and are desperately navigating their way back to a dust-covered youth. Nothing says “new PR” quite like hearing the same classic-rock guitar solo your dad listened to while installing wood paneling.
Music aside, it’s actually a solid gym. It has pretty much everything you’d expect from a big-box gym, the equipment gets the job done, and the people are friendly.
Definitely worth going — just bring industrial-grade noise-canceling headphones unless you want your workout sponsored by 1973.”
