“Planned Parenthood treated my ex-girlfriend back when we swore by the Pull-Out method and she got pregnant anyway. As I was debating leaving this life in a blast of glorious flames and shrapnel, my girlfriend came into recovery and I took care of her the way a man should. I'll save my suicidal blaze of glory when I run out of happy thoughts.“
Obgyn
“Planned Parenthood treated my ex-girlfriend back when we swore by the Pull-Out method and she got pregnant anyway. As I was debating leaving this life in a blast of glorious flames and shrapnel, my girlfriend came into recovery and I took care of her the way a man should. I'll save my suicidal blaze of glory when I run out of happy thoughts.“