Squeaky Clean & Dry
“Dear Joe and Kevin, I hope all is well with you. Before I exceed my word count, please give Lee a nice raise and a bountiful bonus for the year. He didn’t tell me to say that; he was too busy telling jokes as he worked. I wouldn’t normally evaluate carpet cleaning and protection without seeing the carpet a few weeks after the job is done, but I can honestly say that they look better than they have since the last time Lee was here. I expect a few key words will help Google figure out what I’m trying to say, so here is what we think of Lee: thorough, hilarious, friendly, honest, helpful, cheerful, professional, efficient, knowledgeable, and a pleasure to have in our home, if only for a short time.We are tempted to soil our carpets more quickly than before so that we can have Lee come back soon.”