“Worst Tattoo Ever… Because Now I’m Addicted”
Where do I even start? I went to Monkey Fist Tattoo hoping for a mediocre experience I could complain about later. BIG mistake. The guy completely ruined my plans by giving me a tattoo so perfect it’s annoying.
The lines? Straight as a ruler—disgusting. The shading? So smooth it makes butter jealous. And the creativity? Don’t even get me started. Like, who gave them the right to be this good? It’s rude, honestly.
Now strangers keep stopping me to compliment my tattoo, which is super inconvenient because I hate attention (kidding, I love it). Plus, thanks to them, I’m now planning my next FIVE tattoos.... read full review
July 2025
“Worst Tattoo Ever… Because Now I’m Addicted”
Where do I even start? I went to Monkey Fist Tattoo hoping for a mediocre experience I could complain about later. BIG mistake. The guy completely ruined my plans by giving me a tattoo so perfect it’s annoying.
The lines? Straight as a ruler—disgusting. The shading? So smooth it makes butter jealous. And the creativity? Don’t even get me started. Like, who gave them the right to be this good? It’s rude, honestly.
Now strangers keep stopping me to compliment my tattoo, which is super inconvenient because I hate attention (kidding, I love it). Plus, thanks... read full review
June 2025
Jupiter did an amazing job hearing me describe my vision for a small walk-in tattoo! He was creative, attentive and responded to all my little requests and tweaks. Great experience, will definitely come back!
“Worst Tattoo Ever… Because Now I’m Addicted” Where do I even start? I went to Monkey Fist Tattoo hoping for a mediocre experience I could complain about later. BIG mistake. The guy completely ruined my plans by giving me a tattoo so perfect it’s annoying. The lines? Straight as a ruler—disgusting. The shading? So smooth it makes butter jealous. And the creativity? Don’t even get me started. Like, who gave them the right to be this good? It’s rude, honestly. Now strangers keep stopping me to compliment my tattoo, which is super inconvenient because I hate attention (kidding, I love it). Plus, thanks to them, I’m now planning my next FIVE tattoos.... read full review
“Worst Tattoo Ever… Because Now I’m Addicted”
Where do I even start? I went to Monkey Fist Tattoo hoping for a mediocre experience I could complain about later. BIG mistake. The guy completely ruined my plans by giving me a tattoo so perfect it’s annoying.
The lines? Straight as a ruler—disgusting. The shading? So smooth it makes butter jealous. And the creativity? Don’t even get me started. Like, who gave them the right to be this good? It’s rude, honestly.
Now strangers keep stopping me to compliment my tattoo, which is super inconvenient because I hate attention (kidding, I love it). Plus, thanks... read full review
Jupiter did an amazing job hearing me describe my vision for a small walk-in tattoo! He was creative, attentive and responded to all my little requests and tweaks. Great experience, will definitely come back!