Have you needed to go to physical therapy but it’s like great, I have back pain and the solution is to drive 45 minutes after a long day of work to have some semi-chipper weirdo in a polo shirt tell me to do exercises while we have the most excruciating small talk possible? WELL NEVER AGAIN MY FRIEND. Meet Garland. He will tenderize you like Wagyu and all you have to do is show up and lay down. For someone who is a more “horizontal” personality, this is the ideal treatment. Now, please don’t get this confused with a “I’ll use the rain shower and get a mimosa” after massage. This is the REAL DEAL. Although... read full review
June 2026
Personally best massage therapist I have met ! Takes the time to evaluate what my body is experiencing whether it’s recovery from hurt or desiring better posture for myself and greater health!
May 2026
Best sports massage therapist I've been to! As someone who's very active, regular massages don't do it for me. Garland is an expert when it comes to getting out all the knots and stiffness that come from both exercise and sitting in an office all day. He's also been a part of recovering from an injury (in additional to physical therapy) and helps with pain management. Highly recommend going monthly or bi-monthly for his 60-minute as it's a great reset and worth the cost.
Have you needed to go to physical therapy but it’s like great, I have back pain and the solution is to drive 45 minutes after a long day of work to have some semi-chipper weirdo in a polo shirt tell me to do exercises while we have the most excruciating small talk possible? WELL NEVER AGAIN MY FRIEND. Meet Garland. He will tenderize you like Wagyu and all you have to do is show up and lay down. For someone who is a more “horizontal” personality, this is the ideal treatment. Now, please don’t get this confused with a “I’ll use the rain shower and get a mimosa” after massage. This is the REAL DEAL. Although... read full review
Personally best massage therapist I have met ! Takes the time to evaluate what my body is experiencing whether it’s recovery from hurt or desiring better posture for myself and greater health!
Best sports massage therapist I've been to! As someone who's very active, regular massages don't do it for me. Garland is an expert when it comes to getting out all the knots and stiffness that come from both exercise and sitting in an office all day. He's also been a part of recovering from an injury (in additional to physical therapy) and helps with pain management. Highly recommend going monthly or bi-monthly for his 60-minute as it's a great reset and worth the cost.