Whoever said indoor tanning was luxurious clearly never got locked into a UV coffin at level 5 intensity.
It’s not giving “spa day.” It’s giving sardine-in-a-microwave set to “sunburn.” 🐟🔆
The moment that door shuts, it’s like, “Am I tanning or being slow-roasted for someone’s Sunday dinner?”
I’m standing there in a tiny, glowing tube, arms glued above me because God forbid you touch the walls and fry like bacon.
The fan is blowing, but it’s more like a tired hamster breathing on me. 🐹💨
5 minutes in and I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know could sweat.
And the worst part? I paid for this. I willingly paid to bake myself like a human Hot Pocket. 🤣
After it’s over, I step out, dazed and blinded like I just time-traveled from the sun.
Am I bronzed? Yes. Am I emotionally stable? Definitely not. Am I craving pistachio coffee and shade? Yes. ☕
Will I continue to tan at zoom tan yes!!!! I love this location the staff are beautiful and full of information and always a great time in there! P
Whitney LaLonde-Mireles
May 2025
I miss having tanning bed as an option and most lotion choices but it gets the job done.
Lindsey Youness
Apr 2025
Very nice and welcoming staff! Always a clean facility!
Sophia Ostrander
Apr 2025
Nice staff and fair prices!
Reese wondero
Jun 2024
So positive and friendly here!!! Staff has always been so amazing
James Pittman
Jun 2024
The Girls working the Grand Blanc Road location are AWESOME! They are beyond professional and super friendly. They offered tanning tips and showed me how to get a better tan on my feet and lower legs when I first started tanning. I'm horrible with names but the young lady with the nose ring is a Great employee and you need to do whatever it takes to keep her working at your company. The booths are always clean and I like how often the bulbs are changed in the booths. I'm super dark and it only took 4 weeks of tanning everyday. My skin feels so much better since I starting tanning and it makes me more aware of my skin condition. The girls always keep me informed on specials and savings on products which shows they value my business. If I could offer any suggestions it would be brighter lighting in some of the rooms, there are a few rooms that are too dark to see how much tanning lotion I'm putting on. If you want to get a great tan at a very fair price then look no further than Zoom Tan!
Rachelle Huff
Jun 2024
Love the spray tans here and the staff is awesome!
Stacy Boschi
May 2024
Always clean. Always new bulbs. Always the friendliest staff.
Debbie Taylor
Apr 2024
Stephanie has out done herself every time I walk into the Grand blanc salon!! She has Recommended products and informed me of many deals throughout my experience. I had a sore muscle and she recommended the jwoww lotion packet with cbd. It was perfect and helped alleviate the pain. Thank you Stephanie!! Go see her shine everyone!!!
Viktoria Kleinschmidt
Mar 2024
It's nice and very clean but I prefer laying down and relaxing
Destinie Arnold
Whoever said indoor tanning was luxurious clearly never got locked into a UV coffin at level 5 intensity.
It’s not giving “spa day.”
It’s giving sardine-in-a-microwave set to “sunburn.” 🐟🔆
The moment that door shuts, it’s like, “Am I tanning or being slow-roasted for someone’s Sunday dinner?”
I’m standing there in a tiny, glowing tube, arms glued above me because God forbid you touch the walls and fry like bacon.
The fan is blowing, but it’s more like a tired hamster breathing on me. 🐹💨
5 minutes in and I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know could sweat.
And the worst part? I paid for this.
I willingly paid to bake myself like a human Hot Pocket. 🤣
After it’s over, I step out, dazed and blinded like I just time-traveled from the sun.
Am I bronzed? Yes.
Am I emotionally stable? Definitely not.
Am I craving pistachio coffee and shade? Yes. ☕
Will I continue to tan at zoom tan yes!!!!
I love this location the staff are beautiful and full of information and always a great time in there! P
Whitney LaLonde-Mireles
I miss having tanning bed as an option and most lotion choices but it gets the job done.
Lindsey Youness
Very nice and welcoming staff! Always a clean facility!
Sophia Ostrander
Nice staff and fair prices!
Reese wondero
So positive and friendly here!!! Staff has always been so amazing
James Pittman
The Girls working the Grand Blanc Road location are AWESOME! They are beyond professional and super friendly. They offered tanning tips and showed me how to get a better tan on my feet and lower legs when I first started tanning. I'm horrible with names but the young lady with the nose ring is a Great employee and you need to do whatever it takes to keep her working at your company. The booths are always clean and I like how often the bulbs are changed in the booths. I'm super dark and it only took 4 weeks of tanning everyday. My skin feels so much better since I starting tanning and it makes me more aware of my skin condition. The girls always keep me informed on specials and savings on products which shows they value my business. If I could offer any suggestions it would be brighter lighting in some of the rooms, there are a few rooms that are too dark to see how much tanning lotion I'm putting on. If you want to get a great tan at a very fair price then look no further than Zoom Tan!
Rachelle Huff
Love the spray tans here and the staff is awesome!
Stacy Boschi
Always clean. Always new bulbs. Always the friendliest staff.
Debbie Taylor
Stephanie has out done herself every time I walk into the Grand blanc salon!! She has Recommended products and informed me of many deals throughout my experience. I had a sore muscle and she recommended the jwoww lotion packet with cbd. It was perfect and helped alleviate the pain. Thank you Stephanie!! Go see her shine everyone!!!
Viktoria Kleinschmidt
It's nice and very clean but I prefer laying down and relaxing