Forest City Cemetery

They buried me in the worst possible coffin, (metal lined and extremely uncomfortable) my neck is perpetually scrunched and the cemetery staff didn’t even close the lid properly so whenever the occasional grave robber comes along and walks over my grave, a bit of dirt crumbles down onto my face, right where the lip of the lid is. One time a mouse found it’s way into my coffin through the lid that was left ajar. I’ll just say it made a nice morning (or was it evening…? I can never tell down here) snack. One star for the terrible serve but I’ll make it two because it’s nice to have a little peace and quiet down here all by myself. (They forgot to remove my phone… read full review

I love these places because these people that lay there are the one's that gave us what we have to enjoy today!. So many of us take so much for granted and we abuse and mistreat our dead by disrespecting there headstones by punks knocking them over and people that can't leave history alone like with the Southern people and there problems let them be and move on. Live for the future not for the past.