Massage Envy

Jun 2022

I had a massage with Dakota a while back, and he asked what level of pressure I wanted. I told him to imagine the Zamboni scene from Deadpool and dial it back just enough that it wouldn't be a felony. He understood the assignment and had me seeing both my ancestors and future generations not yet born. I want to say that the strength in his hands is indicative of childhood trauma, but I also selfishly want him to stay away from therapy so he can knead me like a tough whole wheat dough. I've had many "deep tissue" massages in my life, but nobody has actually massaged so deep I had glimpses of the afterlife. If you have back pain and need someone to crack you like a glow...read full review

Sep 2021

I am a member here for a couple of years now. Ben, at the front desk, is exceptionally kind and helpful! Tammy is my therapist, and she is one in a billion! This place has low cost with high quality returns! I love massage envy!

Jul 2021

My only complaint is the length of the service. I wasn't taken back until after 12. After getting undressed and everything, the massage probably didn't start until 12:10 or so, and it was over before 1. I wish the massage would last a full hour.