Lost Key Med Spa

May 2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Do NOT go to Andrea at Lost Key Med Spa. I’m serious. This is a public service announcement. I made the mistake of booking a consultation thinking, “Eh, just a little glow-up.” Big mistake. Huge. Andrea took one look at me and turned me into a straight-up weapon of mass seduction. My skin? Flawless. Cheeks? Lifted. Lips? Plump enough to cause traffic accidents. I left that place looking like the final boss version of myself. First red flag: My husband walked in the door, did a double-take, and literally dropped his phone. He hasn’t stopped touching me since. I had to hide in the bathroom just to eat a snack in peace. He’s out here acting like we’re newlyweds and I’m the side chick he’s obsessed with. I’m exhausted. Send help… or at least snacks I can eat without being interrupted by grabby hands. My best friend went for Botox and now her husband follows her around the house like a lost puppy. Another friend got filler and her man started writing her poetry. POETRY. These are grown men with 401ks, people. Andrea is out here ruining perfectly stable marriages with her sorcery. If you enjoy having personal space, eating meals without someone trying to kiss your neck, or wearing clothes for more than 12 minutes at a time… stay far away. This woman is dangerous. She will make you so hot your significant other will need a cold shower and a restraining order (on themselves). 10/10 would get treated again. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Apr 2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ What an uplifting experience! I went in for a light face procedure today, and the staff really knew how to keep things perky. When I started feeling a little tense, the nurse handed me a breast implant to squeeze as a stress ball. Talk about providing excellent support! I was busting with laughter instead of nerves, and it worked like a charm—no sag in my mood at all. From the moment I walked in, the team had me feeling firm and confident. The procedure was smooth, the care was top-shelf, and thanks to that handy little "boob buddy," I left with a smile bigger than... well, you know. Highly recommend this place if you want service that really lifts you up. 10/10, would get squeezed again! 😂

Mar 2025

Decided I'd try a new injector and found Lost Key. Avid tox user but decided to try filler. Was by far the best Med spa experience I've had. 10/10 recommend. The ladies are so nice, courteous, and extremely knowledgeable.