Jun 2026
My special occasion haircutters (I am a cheap man who lives like a hobo and spends my money on my wife and kids). I got my wedding haircut here and it turns out you CAN polish a wookie, even on Endor.
About Primitive Parlor Salon & Barber
Primitive Parlor Salon & Barber is a highly recommended spot for haircuts and beard trims. The salon offers excellent styling for special occasions, as noted by a satisfied customer. With a cool atmosphere and talented staff, Primitive Parlor ensures a memorable experience for all. The salon is known for its exceptional service, impressing clients with the skill and artistry of the staff. Customers have praised the professionalism and cleanliness of the establishment, and have found the staff to be personable and attentive to their needs. The salon has earned a loyal following, with customers returning regularly for the reliable and high-quality services provided.
Reviews
Apr 2025
I came into Primitive Parlor Saloon & Barber not really sure what I wanted to do with my fairly long hair, but Jesse completely took the stress out of the experience. He was incredibly knowledgeable and helped me figure out what style would work best for me—not just in terms of looks, but also maintenance and my hair type. The cut turned out amazing, and I’m genuinely stoked about the results. Jesse also gave me some great tips on styling and recommended a few solid products that have already made a difference. The vibe of the place is awesome too. Highly recommend—I’ll definitely be back!
Jul 2024
First time at Primitive Parlor. Was treated great, appointment time was respected, and received an excellent haircut from Tullen. Very personable young man. I definitely plan to use their services again. Thanks Tullen.
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Hours
Monday 10AM - 6PM
Tuesday 10AM - 6PM
Wednesday 10AM - 6PM
Thursday 10AM - 6PM
Friday 10AM - 6PM
Saturday 9AM - 3PM
Sunday 9AM - 3PM
Good to know
- walk-ins welcome
- accepts credit cards
Location
511 Main Street, La Crosse, WI 54601
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