Bliss Body Works
“I came in running on approximately 3 brain cells, zero sleep, and what can only be described as full-blown “menopause chaos mode” thanks to my recent hysterectomy. Night sweats? Yes. Brain fog? Absolutely. At one point I forgot why I walked into a room… twice.
Enter this absolute miracle worker, Erica.
I don’t know what kind of sorcery was involved in that massage, but somewhere between “tense raccoon energy” and “human pretzel,” I was gently untangled, reset, and apparently powered down like an overheated laptop. I left feeling calm, peaceful… and then proceeded to sleep for TWELVE HOURS. Twelve. I didn’t even know my body was capable of that anymore.
This wasn’t just a massage — this was a system reboot. A full factory reset. A spiritual nap I didn’t know I needed.
If you are tired, stressed, hormonally confused, or just existing in a state of mild chaos, do yourself a favor and book immediately. I walked in a sleep-deprived goblin and left a well-rested, semi-functional human.
10/10. Would absolutely come back for another hard reset.”
