“I have personally known Mr. & Mrs. Jerry (Michelle) Majors, founders/owners of Majors Lawn & Forrest since 1993. Now mind you, we have had a few communication breakdowns but for the most part it was my bad b/c of the nine fruit of the Spirit, patience & long suffering are not my strong suits. It took me growing in my faith as a Christian to realize they are on the “most wanted list” in our neck of the woods b/c they are that good at what they do & everybody knows it. Therefore, if you are in a hurry & you think that poor planning on your part requires an emergency their part, you might want to consider going elsewhere. However, buyer beware. Why? B/c 1) First come, first served regardless of the color of your skin, your last name, or how much $$$ you or your family have in the bank. No class pets or favs here. All are treated the same as much as humanly possible and 2) ML&F & staff are truly of God & are genuine, honest, sincere, hardworking, Hog-calling, Hog fans. In closing, I have gotten my nose all bent out of shape b/c i thought i was special & the magic word was “NOW!” instead of “Please” which would then end up w/ Lil’ Ol’ Impatient Me taking my business elsewhere only to eventually having to humble myself & to put myf foolish pride aside & come back “home” upon coming to my senses & asking for forgiveness for allowing Satan to rob me of my peace & joy by losing my cool letting my alligator mouth overload my jaybird butt & ask for another chance for them to help me with my lawn & our logging needs which always has led to a new beginning & being once again their biggest fan & best ad! In closing, grade earned is an A+, gold ⭐, smiley 😊 face instead of a big fat F!
Lawn Care
“I have personally known Mr. & Mrs. Jerry (Michelle) Majors, founders/owners of Majors Lawn & Forrest since 1993. Now mind you, we have had a few communication breakdowns but for the most part it was my bad b/c of the nine fruit of the Spirit, patience & long suffering are not my strong suits. It took me growing in my faith as a Christian to realize they are on the “most wanted list” in our neck of the woods b/c they are that good at what they do & everybody knows it. Therefore, if you are in a hurry & you think that poor planning on your part requires an emergency their part, you might want to consider going elsewhere. However, buyer beware. Why? B/c 1) First come, first served regardless of the color of your skin, your last name, or how much $$$ you or your family have in the bank. No class pets or favs here. All are treated the same as much as humanly possible and
2) ML&F & staff are truly of God & are genuine, honest, sincere, hardworking, Hog-calling, Hog
fans.
In closing, I have gotten my nose all bent out of shape b/c i thought i was special & the magic word was “NOW!” instead of “Please” which would then end up w/ Lil’ Ol’ Impatient Me taking my business elsewhere only to eventually having to humble myself & to put myf foolish pride aside & come back “home” upon coming to my senses & asking for forgiveness for allowing Satan to rob me of my peace & joy by losing my cool letting my alligator mouth overload my jaybird butt & ask for another chance for them to help me with my lawn & our logging needs which always has led to a new beginning & being once again their biggest fan & best ad! In closing, grade earned is an A+, gold ⭐, smiley 😊 face instead of a big fat F!
His servant,
Ms. Vicky Colvert
Music 🎹 Ministry (Psalm 23)
Haisty Pulpwood & Log Admin Asst“